Me in the shower: “*NeArRr, FaRrR, wHeReVeR yOuU aAaAaRe…*“ (crystal voice of an angel).
Future ex wife: *“Tais-toi, tu chantes comme un pied!”* (Shut up, you sing like a foot!).
I don’t know if I am crying (because of the shower), I just know it hurts.
Hey Earth, be light on my lost brothers and sisters, for they weighed so little on you.
I won’t be light on you, I will step on you everyday with my heaviest FOOT!
The Singing Foot