It took him a few times of saying the token he was excited to be invested in for me to realize what he was talking about…. “Day Eye…” ?! What?
He said “it hasn’t really gone up…or down since I bought it” and then I realized this fool just bought the stable coin dai and his hoping it moons!! He didn’t even think to look at a price chart or anything…. “It’s only a dollar so that’s cheap….”
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So he clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing. At least his investment is *stable.*
Well he is technically beating the market, perhaps he is on to something.
Lol funniest thing i heard today. Thank you
Stable coins to the MOOOON!
He needs to get a portfolio going, stake UST in Anchor protocol, at least he will earn %19 apy.
Or show him next or celsius, he can make %9 to %12.
He could have an all Stablecoin portfolio, he will end up outperforming most 🙂
Bullish on DAI
I got in early at .998, still waiting for it to pump.
He outperformed my portfolio by 50%
DAI will moon soon. It’s accumulating for years…
at least he won’t experience any dips 😀
Could’ve been worse, like Cumrockets or SpaceDogeElonInu
Lol would be funny if the entire market tanks, all banks go offline and lose all data but stable coins maintain all value
“Damn…it’s always so cheap at $1! I wonder when it will go up?!?! One day…” 😂🤣
I bet he DAId when you told him
well, at least he’ll continue to have his money intact and he can get any altcoin of joice
Actually, with inflation how it is, and if he doesn’t have it staked, he is losing money. 1 DAI doesn’t have the same purchasing power at the grocery store that it did a year or two ago…
I knew somebody who did the same with Tether. I couldn’t believe it..lol
Lets be honest, if he also stakes the DAI, then he probabaly have a ROI higher than most of us
Step 1 complete. Now stick that DAI in a yield farm.
Why don’t you help him become a god crypto-like big brother
a stable genius.
He’s the ideal vesper.finance user. Stake DAI (don’t lose your shirt because no IL and DAI is stable), but receive (sometimes 3-digit) % yield in A DIFFERENT COIN (even NFTs as an option).
For the sake of us all and the gene pool please dont reproduce