Your sitting in your bed watching charts having the occasional scratch and sniff of your balls or lower region , you look up and put the next big YouTube crypto plug on , as he shills his ultimate guaranteed big 2000x coin which you have to buy his course first to get access, a alert pops up.
Your portfolio is up 200,000% (so this can apply to the smaller investors like myself) , you look and see that shitcoin you put some some spare cash into has mooned beyond belief. You can withdraw and access the cash instantly , what is the first thing you buy ? And why ?
More of that shit coin just before it tanks and I lose 80%
Gather round ye children, and hear my tale, for I have lived through this way back in the year two thousand and seventeen.
You see, I myself turned 2k into 40k on a little coin called Civic, I did this in the blink of an eye. And then, in the blink of a butthole, that 40k turned into 1k.
And here I am, years later, having learned nothing, and old man just holding onto a bag of Cumrocket and a dream.
Probably ferociously masturbate until I feel like a tube of used up toothpaste
First thing I do is wake up from my dream.
180sx imported from Japan. Actually one of my crypto goals lol
Buy more and be victim of rug pull
Honestly giving a massive check my parents so they can retire – same as helping my brother financially to focus his university.
Secondly would probably be a trip to Bahamas and just chill and realize what happened for a bit
s&p 500 50%
eth 30%
checking account 20%
Pretty sure my confidence would be so high that I would invest in an even shittier shitcoin and lose it all.
Hookers and cocaine
Immediately swap for legit coin before liquidity is drained
What’s the first thing I buy? Some better weed because the apparently the shit I’m smoking is giving me unrealistic hallucinations.
Probably shit myself
Buy a BAYCs and sell it to some pop singer for 100x what it’s worth…oh wait someone did that already.
Boat accident.
FOMO in at ATH and lose 100% of my investment
Take the money and run…
Immediately reverse the withdrawal… HODL, then keep putting all my fiat into other shit coins. Never cash out, die alone and in poverty but a hero to r/CryptoCurrency
Since there is no denomination discussed let’s say it’s 200k – buy a new grand wagoneer, 40-50k in wine, 30k on finishing out the extra area I prepped in the second story addition recently and 10k on a decent 4-5 day vacation
First thing I buy is more ETH
Nothing. Gotten immune to th FOMO feeling for such coins. And i think that’s a personal achievement
Shitcoin and “You can withdraw and access the cash instantly” shouldn’t be in the same post.
Realize liquidity is non existent and take screenshots to remind me if the fortune i “had” but was unable to recognize.
Convert it to bitcoin, never tell anyone, quit my job but tell everyone I have a work from job and live a normal quiet life with financial security.
House
my freedom
MONERO
and then schedule that BOATING TRIP
A yacht and an apartment building.
speaking from real life experience. id hold them until they were worth a more reasonable 2-3x my inital $100 investment.
its honest work.
Just open a cold brew and chill
Be grateful for crypto.
Convert to BTC…all of it.
I’m gonna buy an espresso machine and 2 skateboards
>what’s the first thing you do ?
**Nut. If you need to make such an important decision, you need post-nut clarity. Plus, it does´t take long, so you´re not wasting a lot of time**
Buying Lambo taking a picture and posting it here to flaunt in front of all the shitcoin haters. Holy shit it would be so satisfying. Pretentious ass sub, 🤣🤣🤣 EAT MY DUST!
Edit: License plate will say ‘r/cc sux’
I wouldn’t be able to sell because it would be similar to squid
I’m filling a stretch limousine with cocaine and strippers and hopefully I have a few dollars left to start the process over the next morning
Hospital bills after I go in for a heart attack.
I feel like you could of made this question much shorter.
Idk depends on how much I get out of it.
Probably give a portion to my mother and grandmother. Knock off some bills and off to four seasons hotel!!