I was recently taking a browse through the CoinMarketCap pages where I came across a trending meme coin. Not only did I click on the name since it referenced more than one of the current top meme coins, think something like “Dog Dog”. Intrigued, seeing the Volume on it tripled in the matter of minutes, I dug further.
In the comments of CMC (side note: wtf?) I was shilled the mother of all opportunities.
Not only could I invest in the random “project” but there’s a **fixed APR** of… wait for it… 158,893.59%!
To put it simply, I invested $100k into the coin and I’m now making $43 thousand dollars (millions? the math was too much for my brain of mush, sorry) a day!
This project has changed my life in a matter of seconds, and I think you should invest in \_\_\_\_\_\_ too!
Jokes aside, this was legit advertised in the CMC comment section, I won’t link to either projects, but this is the level of bullshit some people believe somehow. Figured a bit of comedy was necessary in such shit times in the world.
Much love to you all, and be safe.
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SHIBAMUSKROCKETMOONINU
You almost got me. A true shit head. Love it
You won’t find a biggest pile of moist garbage than the CMC comment section (or chat, whatever that is). I’m not sure why that exists. It’s just bots spamming scams nonstop.
Found it. It’s called ShibaDoge. Welp, there goes my life savings. Yolo bitches 🚀🚀🚀
No amount of comedy could make me laugh today
The reason these continue to proliferate is people rationalize it like this: “I’ll only “invest” a small portion of my portfolio to it. If it rugs, I’ve only lost a small amount of money. If the APY stays for a bit and it moons, I’m rich!”
Great concept if you only do it once. The problem is people keep seeking them out and they do it over and over again.
Death by a thousand cuts
158k is not enough, sorry but I’m fomoing only into projects with at least 1M APR
Balls deep amigo! Sell everything you own, get a second mortgage, and HODL no matter what happens. If it looses 99.99% of its value, have no fear…I’m sure it will surpass BTC within a few months. NFA…DYOR.
People knowingly invested in Squid Games, after that I Iost all the hope in humans.
Not gonna lie, you got us in first half.
I need this kind of humor today 🤣
Perfect timing with the crypto space currently making a huge sucking sound.
Yes, WWIII is quite the opportunity.
The CMC comment section is nothing more than bots posting scam links.
Shut up and take all my money, I can’t find any other opportunity like this.
OP Don’t tell us how to lose money!
I’m genuinely curious as to how this works. Do they keep issuing new coins in order to payout APR? At some point, don’t they run up against the limitations of n-bit floating point number representations?
Your the man
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😝 i will insert “DYOR”
It’s actually a fixed “apy”, read the fine print. And your lifetime withdrawal is $10,000 at the current prices. 😉
People are really this stupid
Sorry I know it’s not the right section. When was it changed that accounts need 60 day old account and 500 karma to post in this sub?
Sign me up, what could possibly go wrong!?!
They got us in the first half not gonna lie 😂
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Y not Kitty?
Wow im going all in on this one for sure
I actually had to go back to the top and make sure it was a comedy.
So easy to have a FOMO and Hopium all at the same time.
This is why crypto struggles to be accepted
Not really. There will be a lot of opportunities to loose money in the future.
So many bots, so many scams… *sigh*
Instructions unclear, i am going to be the part of rugpull.
“you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow”
Sounds great where can I start?
My brother put 100$ few days ago into a meme coin.
Went up to 3k in two days.
Three THOUSAND dollars from 100$
I am pleading with him to sell.
Its a pump and dump coin.
But he wont have it. Decided to hodl.
Ironically he is the one who got me into crypto.
Then again his portfolio is green, mine not so much … So looks like Im the silly one.
How long we have until it hits zero
100k? You need to YOLO that shit up