PoopCoin is a “craptocurrency” powered by the human colon, which leverages the world’s feces, bathrooms, and sewage processing infrastructure (PortalPotties) to deliver unrelenting value to the marketplace through sustainability-by-design. Individual coin “ownershit” records are stored in a ledger called a Log and accessed through a digital wallet called a Diaper.
Series A funding for investors with the intestinal fortitude to get in early is being handled by BrownBrothers. Please fax them for information.
25 thoughts on “new venture PoopCoin seeks first-round funding”
Let’s all show that we give a $HIT! Put your money where your….
Already invested in wankoff coin. It uses higher grade energy production protocol that converts motion heat into energy and sells back that energy to the power grids, you can pull your Mickey at home and earn cash, huge future potentials and gains.
IDK, sounds like a shit coin.
A literal poop coin.
This is shittastic
Fertilizer industry would love that
I’ve got a powerful mining rig for this one
Reminds me of when Kanye coin got a nice bump due to the novelty factor.
We’re close to a deal with Google Fiber to bring smooth, fast delivery on the user experience side
Poocoin is ironically one of the most useful tools in defi
We can link up with UPS to see what brown can do for us.
Better than 2/3rds of what’s out there.
Sounds like my kids are starting their own crypto
You gotta be shittin’ me.
That is some serious shitposting!
Why not call it shitcoin instead of poopcoin lol ? It’s the most used term in this sub or anywhere in reddit alone .
My newborn daughter is very active in the poop ecosystem. Numerous daily transactions through her Diaper wallet. Pretty low fees are nice I guess, but they use a lot of energy.
Doesn’t get more honest than that!