I’m Sorry Matt Damon, I’ll Never be Brave Enough to go All In on Crypto

I just don’t have the guts. Of course when I see Matt Damon walking past mountain climbers and millennials making out, I want to take my entire savings account with its lame ass APY and go all in on crypto so I can have the actual feeling that it might turn into life-changing money.

And I see the posts on here reminding me that the cheeseburger I bought in 2011 would be worth $3.8 billion today if I had only taken those hunger pangs and used them productively.

But the reality is that I will never have the cojones to invest the kind of money that will change my life. It’s too scary. Even when I know a coin I love has dipped far enough that it’s a great buy, I still can’t bring myself to put in more than I can afford to lose.

I’ll never be a whale, I’ll never go to the moon. And that’s OK

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30 thoughts on “I’m Sorry Matt Damon, I’ll Never be Brave Enough to go All In on Crypto”

  1. As long as you HODL, any amount of crypto you have punches your ticket to the moon. Crypto is going there with or without you so congratulations you’re already a passenger.

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  2. All in? If you are taking your retirement savings and putting it in crypto you will want to prepare for a mansion or a cardboard box.

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  3. You sound just like a loser I know in real life. Says the same damn garbage.

    You think crypto’s prices today will still be these levels in 10 years? It doesn’t take a million dollars to make money in crypto. I’ve literally watched many crypto investors invest very small amounts and make millions off a low cap alt coin. But I’ve also seen major cryptos like ADA 100x in the last 2 years from $0.01 to ATH of $3.00. Same with BNB and many other top cryptos.

    Play the long game. Invest what you can today and watch it grow. If you can’t at least start the journey, you will never be a whale and just a poor, whiny bitch the rest of your life.

    All the best.

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  4. Good i think that is just asking for disaster. I love crypto and i think it has amazing growth potential, but i still put a good portion of my investments into my 401k and index funds, and i never risk money i need. I think a lot of new investors are putting too much into one thing

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  5. Does it t count as going all in when the only savings I have is crypto, to be far I didn’t have a penny in savings before crypto tho

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  6. > Even when I know a coin I love has dipped far enough that it’s a great buy, I still can’t bring myself to put in more than I can afford to lose.

    So you’re saying that you’re playing the game correctly then? Sounds like you got this…

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  7. I progressively went all in 2013-2015 with my modest life savings. All liquidity went to BTC.
    I’m now retired living a life of leisure and freedom (and shitposting on reddit)

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  8. Don’t think Matt cares what we do lol, he’s just in it for his water project. Can’t blame the man when all these crypto companies throwing cash to any celebrity endorsing crypto to the masses.

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